Oh Shit...literally...
We have all been here and it's one of my biggest pet peeves. I don't care if you're an over the top roll kind of person (as pictured) or under the roll kind of person...just make sure I have enough without trying to conserve the little you left for me. Don't act like you never tried to conserve the little amount of TP you have left and your finger rips through. At this point in my life you think I would have learned to check the roll before I sit down. Here's to yelling for help and praying someone is home to bring you a roll.
YourFriendMatt